I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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