Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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