is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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