Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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