After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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