She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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