How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Alive.
So much puke
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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