Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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