K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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