You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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