they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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