laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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