My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my sisters under your porch take her home
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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