I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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