you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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