everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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