Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You can't special order awesome
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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