Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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