I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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