All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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