Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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