It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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