he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Life is so much better after having sex.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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