My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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