K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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