i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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