But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
