I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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