Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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