remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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