Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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