Plan B is the new Plan A
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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