I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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