bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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