is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
porn star boner night. come get it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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