you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
this boner is exhausting
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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