Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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