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(440): View more from Ohio

she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.

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(626): View more from California

i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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(409): View more from Texas

well he's currently spooning the coffee table

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(909): View more from California

She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.

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