Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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