we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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