so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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