D3 body, D1 cock
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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