i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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