Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
high people should be assigned attendants
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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