Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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