You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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