I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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