I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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