On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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