i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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