remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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