Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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