this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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