biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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