names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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