Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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