Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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