My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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